ilikecatsbutnotobsessively:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:

1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

(Source: 314-eater)

krejcithegoon:

sarahxhockey:

why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate

we are a bromance

we should act as bros

　

#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it

• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• be white
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

toocooltobehipster:

hatersgonnahateemee:

My turn.

OH MY GOD. Why does this have over 40,000 notes? Are you people stupid?!

*YOU’RE

(Source: shutyourface09)